chordisamuppet: This will make you smile.
English is not my native language.
savethesequestionsforanotherday: So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something??” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.
JEEZ THIS IS A LITTLE NUMBERS LAST UPDATE
GOD PLEASE I CAN NOT I JUST OH MY GOD I CAN NOT START READING IT OH THESE FEELINGS MY DEAR GOD I AM HYPERVENTILATING SWEET JESUS PLEASE HELP
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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